Monday 10 December 2012

Say my Name you Scatterbrain

The second weekend of December has been cold, wet and best of all noisy.

Attending two very different gigs on consecutive days is always slightly mind tumbling. On Saturday went to see The Xcerts , they are a band originally from my hometown Aberdeen now residing in Brighton and have been making a bit of a name for themselves over the last year or two. The gig however was still a small affair that ended in a beautiful post-gig outside acoustic session. Lead singer Murray even sang one of their older (pre either album) songs 'My Book Laughs' here it is, I should probably link you to one of there newer and better songs but this time nostalgia wins.


 
 
Then Last Night I went to see Florence + Machine at the AECC, which is Aberdeen's biggest venue. The venue is sadly not the most aesthetically pleasing lets just say when I saw Tim Minchin he commented multiple times that it reminded him of an abattoir. I didn't know what an abattoir was which led to a most awful google experience! Florence however was beautiful.
 
During the beginning of Shake it Out she stopped the music to break up a fight that had broken out at the front of the crowd (stay classy Aberdeen!). We were to far back to see what was going down but on reflection it was an interesting experience. Florence could have ignored the fight or indeed been outraged and angry, instead she was concerned for the well being of her fans, even getting off the stage to make sure a girl was ok. I surprisingly found it somewhat humbling to see such a famous women put another person before her performance.
 
December weekends you rock!
 

Wednesday 14 November 2012

Helmut Smits

Can't remember how I got there but I have been browsing the work of Dutch visual artist Helmut Smits. These are some of my Favourites taken from his website:


A football stadium made of fruit whats not to like?


Paddling Pool Fountain. This is my number one favourite.


Dead Pixel on Google Earth

City Tree. This entertains me.

Sunday 16 September 2012

Poor Taste Mr Brown

Causing much furore over the last few days Chris Brown has hit back at claims his new tattoo is of a battered Rihanna. The then couple had a well publicised domestic violence dispute in 2009.

Image lifted from google images


Brown's PR team have stated the tattoo is "not Rihanna or an abused woman as erroneously reported.". Apparently the tattoo is based from a MAC face chart for the Mexican Day of the Dead celebration. As someone who used to follow MAC releases closely I will vouch that the face does  resemble the standard face shape and eyes on their face charts.

However, and the following point of this 'however' is one of those "end of story you will not change my opinion by any means as I feel strongly" kind of points, it does look like a beaten women. A skull in genderless this, as can been seen in the photo above, is undeniably a women. This is without a doubt poor taste. To be honest I think this tattoo is bad taste for any person have- each to their own. For Chris Brown who has been convicted of domestic abuse this is a disgusting error of judgement. No matter what this tattoo represents, symbolises or is supposed to depict the cold hard truth that no sane person can deny is that it looks like a women with severe injuries.

Anybody who thinks this tattoo is acceptable I do not respect your judgement and will never value your opinion.

Sunday 9 September 2012

Garage/Campus Opening Weekend

New club The Garage opened this weekend with the bar Campus located underneath it. The premises are somewhat nostalgic for me having previously been a gig venue where I've seen many great bands before it was closed when Mama (owned by the HMV Group) closed all their venues under 1000 capacity. Opening on the Friday me and the girls from work went on the Saturday. It was packed hot and sweaty, just how I like it. Almost impossible to get a drink at the bar though. The venue has not changed at all since its gig days, I think it may have been a club back then as well, however I was below drinking age so I never knew it in that capacity.

L-R, Rachel, me, Jen B
Top: £30 Brat and Suzie
Skirt: £14.99 H & M
Headband: £15 Accessorize

I discovered the brand Brat and Suzie in More magazine about a year ago I find their animal tops hilarious. A dog, riding a penny farthing ,wearing a top hat and braces? Surreal heaven to my eyes, it's the world I want to live in where the Squirrels wear monocles and everybody has pocket watches. I would have a smashing time ringing my bike bell at my passing doggy friend.

Unfortunately I can't ride a bike. Back to reality, oops there goes gravity.
Garage already run a successful club in Glasgow which I've been to a few times and loved so I was excited for this. Unsurprisingly the drinks in Aberdeen weren't as cheap but were very reasonable and I have heard nothing but great reviews for Campus. Opening in time for freshers week (17th Sept) I hope this club is here to stay.


We were photo-bombed ! None of us know this lad.

Friday 17 August 2012

On the Road

I like books, sometimes people tell me that they "don't read books" and part of me is always dismayed and disbelieving of this as how can anyone be immune to their allure. I don't have a kindle or similar e-reader as I prefer pages but I embrace their presence if they open up literacy to new people. My only issue with reading is I can't stop, once I have started a book it must be finished with the utmost urgency disregarding all other social arrangements. Bookworm indeed.

I was first enlightened to the Beat Generation two years ago from reading an interview with a favourite band of mine (The Xcerts) which mentioned Jack Kerouac's On the Road. Making a mental note to check it out a few weeks later I was perusing my uni library in search of procrastination material and I found a few books analysing Beatniks and Kerouac I started reading them but admittedly I found the analysis difficult to understand instead I snapped up another book on the shelf, Charles Bukowski's Postoffice and I have only finally this week gotten around to reading On the Road. Often it seems I gravitate towards books about interesting people drinking too much and living too fast even though after reading I'm left with a sense of unaccomplishment from the characters. I like that it depicts a life that could be real.

Excited for the film, On the Road UK release date 21st October 2012 (according to IMDb). I'm crossing my fingers that the music will be as brilliant as I expect.

Friday 10 August 2012

Edinburgh Fringe

This is the first year I have ever visited the Edinburgh Fringe as a comedy loving artsy type person I was not disappointed and truly had the time of my life. Only there for two days we never got the opportunity to see half the things we wanted to and leaving was very hard. I was accompanied by my mother who is my comedy buddy because clearly I am the epitome of cool. It is something we both enjoy although it can make for some discomfort at the more risqué jokes - Jimmy Carr I mean you! Advantages being she pays usually dinner and drives so we are not limited to Aberdeen gigs.

Monday

Catching an early morning train we reached Edinburgh just after 12noon dumped our bags at our accommodation and head up to the Royal mile to catch our bearings as neither of us is that well acquainted with Edinburgh. We had booked quite a few shows online before we left so we picked up our tickets from the box office, by the time we had travelled those 20 meters I must have gathered a small tree worth of flyers. Unprepared, the number of flyers being shoved in my face was astounding. Usually this kind of thing disgruntles me but the atmosphere created by all the costumes and dancing and music compelled even me to embrace it.

Hamlet, our first show was in C venue-C unbeknown to me at the time there are numerous C venues, predictably I directed us to the wrong venue, finally making it I sat at table in the venue whilst my mum located some food. Joined at my table by a polite young man with a jumper I liked. He invited me to the play he wrote called Maria 1968 which he described as "a play about a writer writing a play who has a flatmate who smokes a lot of weed influenced by Kerouac and Wes Anderson" I was sold after Wes Anderson, Moonrise Kingdom being my favourite film this year. It was on in the same venue we were already in and I felt, what can only be described as, a burning desire see the play.

After booking a few comedians we had decided that we need some theatre and booked tickets for Hamlet without reading the description. Hence we were (pleasantly) surprised when what we thought would be a period depiction of Hamlet was actually a musical version set in present day with bright garish costumes. It was excellent as someone who has never read or seen Hamlet before the story was easy to follow and very entertaining, much kudos to Wellinton College for their humorous production.

Not having lost my desire to see Maria 1968 I relayed the description to mother omitting the weed smoking flatmate, convinced, we got tickets and headed up stairs to the correct theatre. Mother was slightly perturbed when I pointed out she was the oldest person by as least twenty years. She need not have worried as Maria 1968 was by far the show we were most glad we had not missed. Funny, witty, something about it works. The play is set in two dimensions, firstly we witness protagonist's Noah's life and interactions with aforementioned flatemate, his drug dealer and girlfriend who leaves him, this is interspersed with the tale of three friends in Greece Noah is writing on his typewriter. The two mix in a surreal cocktail that will wobble even the strongest horse's legs. We enjoyed it immensely and mother has proclaimed it her favourite show of the Fringe.

After in the Assembly area of the Fringe we went to our next show which was supposed to be a magic show by Chris Dugdale. I say "supposed to be" as it was more a self indulgent than audience pleasing and the less said about it the better. Seriously the guy played a show reel of his past tv appearances, not in my opinion worth paying to see.

Our last show of Monday night was my choice - Abandoman. Walking past the Comedy tent to use the toilets at the 2011 Applecart festival held in London I drawn into the tent by these two Irish men performing. I have been lucky enough to see them supporting Ed Sheeran and this was the third time Ive seen them performed live. Improvised Irish hip hop may sound like a juxtaposed comedy performance but you should grab the opportunity to see them if you can. The front man uses an extremely sharp wit and insanely quick thinking to improvise songs with audience members. Click here to see them in action.

Tuesday

We first saw Canadian comedian Katherine Ryan who was disappointing. I knew her from Channel 4 show Campus which I was devastated when I heard had been cancelled. The first half hour I found a bit too insensitive and unfunny. It was probably unfortunate for her and only fair to mention that she was talking about issues that were currently a bit close to the bone for us. However when she started talking about her daughter she was hilarious I just wish we could have avoided the uncomfortable first half.

The Weather was gorgeous and we soaked up some sun and refreshed ourselves with pear ciders in e4's Udder belly area before heading to Pleasance Courtyard to see Wittank. Wittank comprises of comedians' Kieran Boyd, Mark Cooper-Jones and Naz Osmanoglu who have come together to form a highly meritable sketch trio. Short, sharp sketches with some long running jokes I much preferred them to the Cambridge Footlights (friday) who were uninventive in comparison.

Being a fan of political comedy Marcus Brigstock's the Brig Society was an amazing show to finish the day. Some lady heckled him and stole his coat which annoyed me, hecklers never win they just make idiots out of themselves and I despise their presence greatly. But apart from that his comedy was funny and informative which is something I believe the cleverness can be appreciated in. Politics is a very interesting subject but I often find it difficult to understand to be honest I'm often tempted to bury my head in the sand and just not think about government and politics. Comedy has made it accessible to me as It gives me true information in a entertaining way which I can understand. It also makes me think without depressing me. What with recession and government cuts etc it can scare me that everything is going wrong and there ain't no hope for any of us however panel shows to the rescue, I like to believe I'm reasonable well informed. This made the Brig Society show one that I not only enjoyed but also left feeling better informed about the world.